_{she’s best friends with this girl, BLAIR WALDORF, who is basically everything i hate about the upper east side, distilled into one 95-pound, doe-eyed, bonmot-tossing, label-whoring package of GIRLY EVIL.}

–––––––  THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE NEVER UNDERSTAND  .  .  .   _{they see us hard little pretty things,  brightly lacquered and sequin-studded, and they laugh, they mock, they arouse themselves. they miss everything. you see, these glitters and sparkle dusts and magicks? it’s war paint, it’s feather and claws, it’s blood sacrifice.}

established september 2016.     independent, private, selective.    canon compliant.

AGES FOURTEEN TO EIGHTEEN:   _{a girl needs something to kill all that time,  that endless itchy waiting,  every hour,  every day for something  –  anything  –  to begin.}

blair cornelia waldorf,  from the mind of brynn.

BECAUSE SHE WAS SOLID GOLD,  _{fourteen-carat, barely burnished despite twenty years of hard molling.  but beneath it, i knew, beneath all that gold and stardust, she was all grit and sharp teeth gnashing, head twisting, talons out, tearing flesh. she was all open mouth, tunneling into an awful nothing.}

…  LADIES, YOU CAN GIVE YOUR TINY BRAINS A REST.  ONCE AGAIN, THE WORLD HAS PROVEN, ANYTHING YOU CAN DO, I CAN DO BETTER !

I   HAVE   HEARD   THE   MERMAIDS   SINGING,   EACH   TO   EACH.    I   DO   NOT   THINK   THEY   WILL   SING   TO   ME. 

                       blair waldorf,   from the mind of brynn.   established september 2016.

LADIES, you can give your tiny brains a rest.   once again, the world has proven:  ANYTHING YOU CAN DO, I CAN DO BETTER  !

_{my father always thought i was weak  . and in the moment that mattered most  ,  i was  .  i couldn’t be there when he  …  i left  .  right away  .  i’ve been pushing myself to prove him wrong  ,  and pushing you away  .}

CHUCK & BLAIR  —–   BLAIR &  CHUCK

_{i don’t think you ran away because you couldn’t handle death  .  it’s because you couldn’t handle feelings  .  you’re not like that anymore  .  you’re strong  .  you carry people  ,  you carry me  .  you’re becoming a man in ways your father never was  .} 

      oh gosh, it’s gonna be a real WALDORF christmas ?

_{streets are crowded  ,  stores are busy  .   sipping cocoa  ,  i’m just wishing  ,  that there’ll be a MISTLETOE so you might KISS ME …   walking around this FROZEN TOWN  ,  i’m wrapped up like a bow  ;   in your arms  ,  shooting stars  ,  are bouncing off the SNOWFLAKES  .}

_{nice try on the bait and switch, but i was a TEENAGE BULIMIC and my father came out when i was fifteen, this isn’t my first analysis.   /   independent, private, and highly selective blair waldorf, from the gossip girl franchise, as understood and penned by brynn.}