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pulsing energy of a successful party  ;   the satisfying drum of adrenaline coursing through the brunette  .    ❛   you should plan parties more often  ;   really  ,  i think you gave noel a run for his money  .    ❜     obvious grin as she peers over her shoulder  :    ❛   unzip this for me  ,  won’t you  ?   ❜     (  @feignedeath  )





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"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt." / wH OOPS - feignedeath-blog

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MEME:  something from november lol   STATUS:  NO LONGER ACCEPTING   ( FOR:  @feignedeath​  )

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mocha eyes lazily flutter to life  ,  bent elbows coming to rest behind small frame  ,  propping herself up with the hint o a smile tugging at baby-doll features  .   of course  ,  blair waldorf is NEVER at a loss for words  :  sharpened tongue always locked and loaded  ,   and yet  ,  she’s quiet  .    ❛  looks good on you  .  ❜    soprano  ,  scratchy from sleep  ,  manages  .  





feignedeath:
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       ‘   i   live   to   please.   ‘   in   more   ways   than   one.   she   embodies   soulful   fun   and   a   legend   to   be   admired.   there   were   two   types   of   people   in   this   world   :   the   ones   who   were   born   to   admire   and   the   ones   who   gave   those   admirers   their   titles   and   her   and   blair   were   two   of   the   legends.   ‘   ——–   they’re   not   as   dumb   as   they   look.   they   know   they   need   to  me   to   make   it   anywhere.   ‘   she   doesn’t   answer   the   other   half  right  away.   simply   for   the   fact   it   is   tiresome.   having   so   many   lies   to   keep   in   tact   and   secrets   to   hide   from   such   immature   puppies.   ‘   well,   it   is   time   consuming   but   i   benefit   from   it.   ‘

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❛   while i’ve never understood the appeal of working to appease those that are CLEARLY beneath you  ,  it seems to be working for you  ,  so i won’t question it  .  ❜   teasing grin and scrunch of button nose follows sip from to-go cup  -  hot chocolate masquerading as coffee in an attempt to appear MORE MATURE      -      ❛   so  ,  should i include them in my sleepover guest list  ?   ❜    she’d never turn down the chance to push a d-list minion of the list  ,  make them work a bit harder   .





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“Trope” - feignedeath-blog

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for every    ❛  trope  ❜  i get  ,  i’ll post a tv trope for my character   /    accepting

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i was going to start with something more about blair’s person  ,  but i think this needs to be addressed  ,  so  … the ONE HOUR WORK WEEK trope really gets her  ,  because  ,  despite the fact that she goes to an IVY LEAGUE by season four  ,  we only see her attend class  ….  or go anywhere near campus  … maybe a few times a season  ,  lol  . 





feignedeath:
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       she’s   SEETHING.   boiling   in   jealousy   and   near   hatred   for   the   other   blonde   in   blair’s   life.   ‘   ——   she   doesn’t   know   you   though,   does   she   ?   ‘   she   huffs   with   a   humorless  chuckle.   facial   structure   firm   with   disapproval   and   when   alison   isn’t   happy,   she   has   no   problem   letting   you   know.   ‘   reason   enough   for   you   ?   ‘

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eyebrows pull in belligerent confusion  ,  a reflection of the anger that accompanies uprising and unrivaled impertinence  –     ❛   ALISON  ,    ❜    eyeroll  ,  words dripping with disbelief  ,     ❛   you can’t truly believe that   -   get real  ,   she may not assist in schemes or plots  ,  but she knows me  -  quite well  ,  actually  .  ❜   slender arms cross over her ribs  ,  heavy guarding against the single person who presents an earned rivalry against the queen   .  





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pillowed lips fall in UTTER SHOCK       –     ❛   you’ve got to be kidding me  .  ❜   arms cross across slender frame   ;  ❛   serena’s been a constant since i was a TODDLER ,  why should i dump her  ?   can’t you give me an ACTUAL reason  ,  alison  ?  ❜             @feignedeath  /  continued ( x. )  







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