Send me one for my muse’s response!
[ text ]: this line is hella long - do you want me to order you something?
[ text ]: I can’t believe you made me come to a starbucks
[ text ]: THEY’RE OUT OF CARAMEL FRAPPACHINOS
[ text ]: how does a coffeeshop run out of creamer?
[ text ]: if you stand me up in this sketchball cafe imma be pissed
[ text ]: I’m so sorry, I’m almost there - is the table by the window still open?
[ text ]: I think this dude is breaking up with his girl over skim lattes…
[ text ]: pretty sure the barista forgot the soy milk. excuse me while I stab myself with an epipen
[ text ]: hope you like cold coffee because traffic is terrible
[ text ]: I wanna buy this girl a cup of coffee and write my number on it but what if I’m reading the signs wrong and she’s not into girls….. #lesbianproblems
[ text ]: cashier gave me an extra two dollars back in change. is this flirting?
[ text ]: this cafe has far too many adorable boys for me to focus on studying… wanna join?
[ text ]: if you come home with a caramel macchiato for me, I’ll do whatever you want. sexually.
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