High School Themed Sentence Meme

rpfunstuff:

• “Apparently I was the only one that got the email saying to wear your pajamas to school today.”
• “Getting really tired of teachers saying whatever they want to me and when I try and defend myself, they send me to in school suspension.”
• “I had to come in early to make up the test I missed last week. I’m pretty sure the school would make a fortune if they had a coffee vending machine.”
• “I have a near perfect GPA, but that apparently means nothing if my shorts are too short.”
• “I studied for this test all week! How did I only get an 8%?”
• “I’m not sure if that was sex ed or Sunday school.”
• “If you don’t do your share of the work, I’ll take your name off the project and you can take a zero. You’re not getting the grade for doing nothing.”
• “My locker is jammed again. I’m ready to find a lockermate and just be done with it.”
• “My parents didn’t believe that the homework said to only do the even numbers on the worksheet and wouldn’t let me eat dinner until I did the entire thing.”
• “No one told me there was a two hour delay today so I spent half an hour trying to get into the building before a police officer showed up and broke the news.”
• “So I found your phone number on another bathroom stall.”
• “The teacher caught me with my phone out and took it away. They gave it back at the end of the day and everything but my background was a picture of their face.”
• “The vice principal pronounced my name wrong in the morning announcements again.”
• “There’s a locker number and combination in the back of my textbook. Are you up for an adventure?”
• “Wait I’m sorry, did you say you have a cat in your locker?”
• “We don’t have to be friends but we do have to be lab partners.”
• “What do you mean you didn’t do the homework last night? I was going to copy off of you before class!”
• “When are they going to understand that no one in this school is interested in eating tuna melts every Tuesday?”
• “When my locker neighbor slammed their locker shut, my shirt somehow got closed in it and they didn’t notice so there I was with two options: Take my shirt off or wait for help and I really didn’t feel like getting sent home for dress code today.”
• “Yes, I absolutely think it’s a terrible idea for you to try to seduce our chemistry teacher.”