solid gold, fourteen carat, barely burnished despite twenty years of hard molling. but beneath it, i knew, beneath that gold & stardust, she was all grit and sharp teeth gnashing, head twisting, talons out, tearing flesh.

make me queen

private, selective, independent blair waldorf.

or i'll make you bleed

you have to decide who you are, little girl, she told me once. once you know that, everyone else will too.

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Spongebob Sentence Meme
  • "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."
  • "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
  • "Horseradish is not an instrument either."
  • "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"
  • "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
  • "SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!"
  • "Not insertive-!"
  • "BeepBeep."
  • "That hat makes you look like a girl."
  • "Am I a pretty girl?"
  • "I wait for you to come back."
  • "I may be stupid, but I'm also dumb."
  • "Just get outta here you stupid, dumb animal!"
  • "Just the three of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us."
  • "Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are."
  • "EEEEVIIIIIL!"
  • "Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"
  • "Not when I set it to MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE."
  • “Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.”
  • "I'm ugly and I'm proud."
  • "LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!"
  • "It's not just a boulder: it's a rock!"
  • "I can't see my forehead."
  • "I'm already hearing voices!"
  • "I... am a man!"
  • "Any particular reason you took your pants off?"
  • "Goodbye, everyone. See you all in therapy."
  • "You can't fool me: I listen to public radio."
  • "I went to college!"
  • "Can I have everyone's attention? I need to use the bathroom."
  • "Fine, I guess you're gonna miss... the panty raid."
  • "A five letter word for happiness: money."
  • "How long? How long have I been ugly?"
  • "As long as I can remember. You poor ugly thing, you."
  • "If I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay."
  • "Don't run for the bus. Especially one that's going up at a 90-degree angle."
  • "I don't know why, but I think I'll kick _____'s butt tomorrow."
  • "MY LEG!"
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