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   “you can scheme AND sex at the same time? how?” her eyes widen as she looks around her, trying to find a street marker or land mark or…something. “uh,” she’s dead. yep, she’s totally dead. gonna get skewered by blair waldorf’s designer handbag and displayed for the world to see as a ‘see this is why we don’t fall victim to holiday cliches kids!’ “the park?”

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❛   you can when sex is an integral part of your scheme  !   ❜   wrinkles nose at cab interior  ,   brief wish for more of a warning  ,  so she could have ordered a black car   -   or at least an uberSelect  .    ❛   if you’re closer to the upper west side  ,   you know i’m not coming to help  .  ❜  warning tone  ,  and a mention of central park to the driver  .    ❛   are you close to anything  ?   any statues  ?   you know  ,  something to make the park a BIT smaller  ?  ❜







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