solid gold, fourteen carat, barely burnished despite twenty years of hard molling. but beneath it, i knew, beneath that gold & stardust, she was all grit and sharp teeth gnashing, head twisting, talons out, tearing flesh.
make me queen
private, selective, independent blair waldorf.
or i'll make you bleed
you have to decide who you are, little girl, she told me once. once you know that, everyone else will too.
Alias(es): B, Queen B, Waldorf, Princess B (don’t call her this, though, unless you want to lose an arm)
Gender: Female.
Age: (verse dependent) 16-26.
Date of Birth: November 15thh
Place of Birth: The Upper East Side of Manhattan, New York.
Hometown: New York City, NY.
Spoken languages: English, French.
Sexual preference: Bisexual.
Occupation: (verse dependent) student at Constance Billard School for Girls, student at New York University, student at Columbia University, intern at The W, CEO of Waldorf Designs, Philanthropist
APPEARANCE
Eye color: Dark Brown
Hair color: Chestnut
Height: 5′3″
Scars: N/A
Burns: N/A.
Over weight: No.
Under weight: Yes (verse dependent)
FAVORITE
Color: Season dependent, but, typically Tiffany Blue and powder pink.
Hair color: Blonde.
Eye color: Green.
Song: Winter Song by Ingrid Michaelson and Sara Barellis.
Movie: Breakfast at Tiffany’s and Roman Holiday
TV Show: Mad Men ??? idk i get mad men vibes from her, but also Gilmore Girls bc that’s canonly her guilty pleasure
Food: Macaroons and Pumpkin Pie
Drink: Cinnamon Hot Chocolate and Gin Martinis
Book: She’s such a romantisizer, so she loves The Great Gatsby, This Side of Paradise, and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, but as far as contemporary novels go, she loves All the Light We Cannot See.
HAVE THEY
Passed University: i mean, we don’t know for sure but i’m gonna assume so (and hope so)
Had sex: Yes
Had sex in public: sideeyes chuck bass…..yes
Gotten pregnant: yes (verse dependent)
Kissed a boy: yes
Kissed a girl: yes (verse dependent)
Gotten tattoos: no
Gotten piercings: one in each ear
Had a broken heart: yes
Been in love: yes
Stayed up for more than 24 hours: please this girl managed to sleep even when she was hiding from the police
ARE THEY
A virgin: no
A cuddler: yes, if she trusts the other person
A kisser: all the time
Scared easily: no
Jealous easily: yEs
Trustworthy: no don’t be ridiculous
Dominant: in everything except sex
Submissive: in nothing except sex
In love: verse dependent, but usually tbh
Single: verse dependent
RANDOM QUESTIONS
Have they harmed themselves: not deliberately, but through her ed, yes
Thought of suicide: probably when she was being dramatic, but never seriously
Attempted suicide: no
Wanted to kill someone: probably
Drove a car: lmao no
Have/had a job: verse dependent, but not usually
Have any fears: yes
FAMILY
Sibling(s): Aaron Rose (step-sibling), Yale Waldorf Rose, Tyler Waldorf (pending book verse)
Parents: Harold Waldorf, Eleanor Waldorf, Cyrus Rose (maternal step-father), Roman Garrel (paternal step-father)
Children: Henry Bass (post-canon verse)
Pets: Handsome (bulldog) and Cat (cat), both of whom live with her father in Paris